My Census Form

They sent my Census form back!! AGAIN!!!!! In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependents?" I put ....... 12 million illegal immigrants, crack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 140,000 people in our 133 penal establishments in California , leftovers from Katrina, half of Mexico, some of the Congress and most of the Senate.

................. Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.