An Open Letter to Sinator UpChuck Schumer:
Let’s be up-front about this UpChuck, I never liked you and always will.
If ever there was a mis-Repesentative of a mis-guided constituency, you are it. I always thought that NY water was the best in the world but somehow, something must have gotten into the water supply that makes New Yawkers do dumb stuff – like continuing to elect and re-elect sub-standard Dumbocrats to represent them.
Every day in every way, you seem to take on the visage of Maxine Waters and the sound of Nancy Pelosi. That makes is excruciatingly painful to view your image (you are ugly, y’know) and totally unbearable to listen to your haranguing obstinacy.
How terrible it must be for you to realize that you have finally reached the pinnacle of your political career, only to discover that you are,
‘All wrong, All the time’.
I see but two options available to you: self-immolation or converting to the despicable Republican Party. Welcome Aboard.
MORT KUFF © 4-16-2017
