Just think. Its application will solve our traffic problems, because women will not be allowed to drive and gasoline consumption will go down with half the cars off the road.
By eliminating prosecution of spouse abuse, the court case loads will ease, because it will be legal to beat your wife.
Not allowing your little girl to go to school will keep class size an education costs down.
We will have green executions, saving energy because stoning will replace all other methods.
Aids will be eliminated, because gays and dope addicts will be eliminated.
Children will be obedient knowing Daddy can bump them off to save his honor.
And lastly, unemployment figures will drop because all the virgins will be gainfully employed.
Conservative Commentary by George Giftos
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