Finally, some good news to share.
It has been announced, actually by President Obama himself, that when Israel’s Prime
Minister Netanyahu speaks, he (Obama) can hear ‘noise’ in his tin ear. So now, when
his detractors try to characterize our President as, ‘Deaf & Dumb’ – they will only be half
right but still, half wrong.
Obama shares this medical condition with that other great and sensitive humanitarian
world leader, Ahmadinejad of Iran, who also hears ‘noise’ in his ear when Netanyahu
speaks. Isn’t that an ‘eary’ coincidence? Of course, since his ears are larger and
protrude farther from his head, the noise must be so much louder for the Anointed One.
More than likely, that is the real reason Obama chose to avoid a one-on-one meeting
with Netanyahu upon the occasion of the Prime Minister’s visit to the UN in New York.
And instead, he met with the ladies of the ‘View’. He knows he can count on being
treated like a hero in that venue, where he is also assured that, ‘no noise is good news’.
Is it too soon for President Obama to receive another Nobel Prize? This time, for a
medical breakthrough in the field of Human Audionics? Viewed in one way, since
this miraculous feat of hearing restoration was obviously achieved through his ability
to harness his own unique powers of intellect – Obama’s breakthrough might be
called, ‘An Immaculate Reception’.
They promised he’d come back, didn’t they?
A MORT’s meanderings from the one and only MORT KUFF