Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Wonder why California is Broke?

Just one of the differences between Texas and California . . .

Situation: Governor of state is jogging, with his dog along a trail. Coyote jumps out and starts to attack dog.

California:

1. Governor starts to intervene and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is doing what is natural.

2. Call animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 relocating it.

3. Call a Vet. Veterinarian collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.

4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting bite wound bandaged.

5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.

6. Governor spends $50,000 and starts a coyote awareness program for people who live in the area.

7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate it.

8. Governor's security agent fired for not stopping the attack and letting the Governor try to intervene.

9. Cost $75,000 to train new security agent.

10. PETA protest the relocation of the coyote.


Texas:

1. Governor spends $1.23 on a .45 ACP Gold Dot Hollow Point and, he and the dog keep jogging.

And we wonder why California is Broke?

California also has some of the most DETESTABLE Politicians ever. The little Racist Barbara Boxer being one of the worst.

Hat Tip to George, a Real Conservative
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