Thursday, May 12, 2011

Top 12 Reasons People Vote Democrat

When someone cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick their reasons from this "TOP 12"...


1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.


2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.


3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.

4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE" from Sharia Barry.

12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my arse, it's
unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.



Yes the Democrats must be punished at the Polls for years to come! They sat by and let this unvetted Community Organizer Thug in as their Candidate. The Democrats never saw his full birth certificate until Trump had the backbone and forced the issue. Hillary and her Camp were the ones to question the ACORN Community Organizer's birth place. Don't you still find it odd that his Grandmother and his so-called Wife, the FOOD NAZI said he was from Kenya? I digress, so any Independents who felt the need for self-loathing and White Guilt trips learned in Public Schools and ultimately voted for this ACORN Thug, well you are guilty also!

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2 comments:

Cheaper Florida Car Insurance said...

Why are the OWS Protestors leaving the DEMS alone? The Dem party is full of Millionaires.

Boca Raton Real Estate Buying Selling said...

The Programs for ACORN and their types have hurt Real Estate values. The Florida Homes Market has been hurt drastically.