Friday, December 30, 2011

Hillary Supports The Cult Of Marx & Saul Alinsky





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Artwork by MORT KUFF


The United Nations Small Arms Treaty, supported by Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, could:

1. Forbid any transfer of gun ownership
2. Ban weapon manufacturers from selling to the public
3. Outlaw excessive weapons
4. Insist that owner information be stamped on every gun
5. Force us to hand over any banned weapons to the government

My gun - or your gun - or any patriotic American's gun - should NEVER be subject to international law. PERIOD!

Rethink your support of Hillary Clinton! She is a Junior Marx supporter, Saul Alinsky supporter and a sellout. She knew her hubby, Box Car Willie, lied on the stand and she did nothing!
Barry Obama, his wife Mooch Elle, Slick Willie Clinton and Hillary have all trashed their alleged Law Degrees!


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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Conservative Artwork by MORT KUFF

Accolades for MORT KUFF, Artist and Writer



Feel free to click on each picture for an educational, yet hilarious article written by MORT KUFF.

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Saturday, December 24, 2011

Positivity: A Soldier’s Christmas, and a Call to Action

The embers glowed softly and in their dim light,
I gazed ’round the room and I cherished the sight.

My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
transforming the yard to a wintry delight.

The sparkling lights in the tree, I believe,
completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.

My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.
In perfect contentment or so it would seem,
So I slumbered. Perhaps I started to dream.

The sound wasn’t loud, and it wasn’t too near.
But it opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.
Perhaps just a cough, I didn’t quite know.
Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
And I crept to the door just to see who was near.

Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood his faith weary and tight.
A soldier, I puzzled, some 20 years old.
Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold.
Alone in the dark, he looked up and he smiled,
Standing watch over me and wife and my child.

“What are you doing?” I asked without fear.
“Come in this moment, it’s freezing out here!
Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve,
You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve.”

For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift,
Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts.
To the window that danced with the warm fire’s light.
Then he sighed and he said, “It’s really all right.”

“I’m out here by choice, I’m here every night,
It’s my duty to stand in the front of the line
That separates you from the darkest of times.”

“No one had to ask or beg or implore me.
I’m proud to stand here like my fathers before me.
My gramps died at Pearl on then day in December.
Then sighed, “That’s a Christmas gra’m always remembers.”

“My dad stood his watch in the jungles of ‘Nam.
And now it’s my turn. And so here I am.
I’ve not seen my own son in more than a while.
But my wife send me pictures. He’s sure got her smile.”

Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag,
The red, white and blue, the American flag.

“I can live through the cold and being alone,
Away from my family, my house, and my home.
I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet.
I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat.
I can carry the weight of killing another,
Or lay down my life with my sister and brother,
Who stand at the front against any and all,
To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall.”

“So go back inside,” he said. “Harbor no fright.
Your family is waiting, and I’ll be all right.”

“But isn’t there something I can do?
At the least give you money?” I asked.
“Or prepare you a feast.
It seems all too little for all that you’ve done.
For being away from your wife and your son.”

Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret.
“Just tell us you love us, and never forget
To fight for your rights back at home while we’re gone,
To stand your own watch no matter how long.”

“And when we come home, either standing or dead,
To know you remember we fought and we bled
Is payment enough. And with that we will trust,
That we mattered to you as you mattered to us.”

*********

Since the founding of our country, brave soldiers have always left their homes and families to fight and to protect the freedom that we enjoy.

All too many have willingly given their very lives to ensure that their families and their posterity will be able to enjoy peace and prosperity.

Wherever our soldiers have fought, they have established freedom. No lands were conquered, no people subjugated. After every conflict, each soldier quietly returned home, leaving behind only freedom in place of the conflict which cost so many of their lives.

Wherever there is freedom, it has always won by the shedding of blood.

Can we at home do any less than fight for our freedom? Can we stand idly by as our Constitution is being trampled on by those who seek power over us?

We owe it to our Founding Fathers to stand up, take notice, and take action. We must ensure that our rights and freedom are preserved for future generations.

To arms, to arms! The war cry sounds again. Now is the time for each of us to do our part.

It is time for a new generation to rise, to recognize the gifts of freedom, and to fight for freedom now at home


Hat Tip to Mr. I

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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Your First CHRISTMAS CARD of the Season

Twas the Month before Christmas


When all through our land,


Not a Christian was praying


Nor taking a stand.


Why the PC Police had taken away


The reason for Christmas - no one could say.


The children were told by their schools not to sing


About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.


It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say


December 25th is just a "Holiday".


Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit


Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!


CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-Pod


Something was changing, something quite odd!


Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa


In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.


As Targets were hanging their trees upside down


At REI the word Christmas - was no where to be found.



At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears



You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.


Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty


Are words that were used to intimidate me.


Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen



On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!


At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter



To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.


And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith


Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace


The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded


The reason for the season, stopped before it started.


So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"


Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.


Choose your words carefully, choose what you say


Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS,


not Happy Holiday!


Please, all Christians join together and


wish everyone you meet


MERRY CHRISTMAS


Christ is The Reason, for the Christ-mas Season!



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Monday, December 19, 2011

Chicago Election Rules

As we get closer and closer to the 2012 election, it's important to remember The Rules we play by. The Rules are taken from the Chicago playbook of rules where they are simply known as... ChicagoRules. Chicago Rules are illustrated by the photographs below:

Rod Blagojevich is the former Illinois Governor who tried to sell Obama's seat in Congress. He's since been sentenced to 14 years in prison.

Obama was asked by the press if he had ever met Gov. Rod Blagojevich. He replied: "I only saw Rod Blagojevich one time ... And that was in the stands and from a distance at a Chicago Bears Football Game."
Of course, you can believe him - he's our President. The pictures below? That's irrelevant.

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Rod Blagojevich, Barack Obama, and Richard Daley during a rally in Chicago,
April 16, 2007.
Note: Rahm Emanual has replaced Daley as Mayor! And Daley's brother has
replaced Rahm as a chief adviser to the president. But you don't need to know all this.

You have to understand "the world according to Chicago."
Chicago is almost a completely different country when it comes to politics. Chicago even has a different set of morals and language.

There are three rules and a Prime Directive.
RULE #1. No matter what you see, hear, or do -- you don't know anybody & you know nothing!
RULE #2. If you capture something on tape or camera -- it reveals nothing!
RULE #3. If you know what everybody else in Chicago knows -- you still know nothing.

The PRIME DIRECTIVE - No matter what the vote, Democrats win the election.

Now pay close attention!

It's very simple. Remember, you know nothing.

These two? They never met! Obama said they didn't.
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These two? Who are they? Don't ask.
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Do you understand? They don't know each other and they never met.
How is that possible? BECAUSE OBAMA SAID SO!

By the way... how's that "Hope and Change" working out for you?

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Saturday, December 17, 2011

U.S. Downgraded by Liberal Policies

Why the U.S. was downgraded:

* U.S. Tax revenue: $2,170,000,000,000
* Fed budget: $3,820,000,000,000
* New debt: $ 1,650,000,000,000
* National debt: $14,271,000,000,000
* Recent budget cuts: $ 38,500,000,000

Let's now remove 8 zeros and pretend it's a household budget:

* Annual family income: $21,700
* Money the family spent: $38,200
* New debt on the credit card: $16,500
* Outstanding balance on the credit card: $142,710
* Total budget cuts: $385

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Friday, December 16, 2011

Racist Rabbi Attacks Tim Tebow

We see this Racist Rabbi come out and slander Tim Tebow. He allegedly apologized only because the rabbi is a Coward and won’t stand by his real opinion. The Rabbi Hammerman, aka Rabbi Garbage Can was just venting his real beliefs, which is hating America and Christians. I bet the Rabbi Garbage can does not realize that many of our great Troops, who fight for his freedoms, are Christians. The rabbi Garbage Can is just another racist like Barry Soetoro and Rev. Wright.

The rabbi Garage can correlates working out, working hard to be a better person and Player, with bashing Gays? The Rabbi Garbage Can is just a vile lowlife who turns out to be a Coward.

The article below from elvisnixon.com mentions Jim Rome and his bashing of Tim Tebow. Jim Rome is another phony as he was a big basher of the Professional Women Basketball league. Phony Rome called them all types of names and gestured that they were animal looking (you pick the words as I don’t want to repeat him). Phony Rome went on to bash Imus when in fact Phony Rome made similar comments. Rome comes out with his goatee to try and make him look tough yet he is just a COWARD who carries the water of the Marxists.

This portion below is from the great elvisnixon.com .

Tebow vs Cam Newton
From elvisnixon.com

Tim Tebow and his Denver Bronco's pulled off what is being described as a "miracle" upset against the Chicago Bears.

ESPN and others let out a collective groan almost as loud as they did after the tidal wave victory of Proposition 8 keeping marriage between one man and one woman (no bestiality, pedophiles or homosexual "marriage" would be endorsed by the state of California).

If you listen to some of the sports commentators on the major sports TV and radio stations, Tebow (7-1 as a starter) is a "bum" and a "clown."

Jim Rome claimed Tebow shouldn't even be in the NFL, even as a back-up.

Interesting, "unbiased" analysis when one considers the other Heisman Trophy winning quarterback- Cameron Newton.

Cam Newton, 4-9 leading the Carolina Panthers, is talked about as the greatest thing since the forward pass.

Could it be anti-Christian politics and group-think biases influence the press, even in sports?

If you listen to Tebow himself, he is giving credit to everyone but himself and yes, this includes GOD. This is not complicated. Denver was 1 -4 before Tebow and 7 - 1 with him.

He is not winning all of these games for Denver himself. He is bringing an atmosphere of selflessness, team spirit and hope to Denver. Why does this make so many people so mad? God forbid we have a good role model.

If he were a homosexual, all of those words against him would be called "homophobia" and the politics of "hate and fear."

Why all the hate and fear against this young man? The answer is simple. He is a Christian.

Liberals hate him, which is why he is now my favorite player.


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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

MORT’s Meanderings

Boca Mayor Whelchel: Way to go!



Mayor Susan Whelchel of Boca Raton has demonstrated once again, that she is a public servant of high principle and an official capable of taking direct, no-nonsense action when it is appropriate. Huzzah! Way to go!

After several years of tussling back and forth with vocal individuals and groups of activists advocating for public displays of religious and ‘other’ symbolism jockeying for space and special attention during the winter holiday season – the Mayor has brought it all to a screeching halt. She has put the issue into proper perspective. I applaud her for that. Enough is enough.

Churches, Synagogues and other places of worship, private residences, retail stores, non-governmental organizations, back yards, front yards and private yachts - are all legitimate sites for displays and celebrations of religious beliefs. The First Amendment that guarantees ‘Free Speech’ protection to all American citizens, assures them of their right to display and celebrate their individual beliefs.

That said however, nothing provides them with the authority or right to place their beliefs on view by installing displays of religious symbolism in public buildings or on public property. Court Houses, Libraries and other public buildings whether local, municipal, State or Federal should not be used as billboards for private belief systems. It is my view that these are not proper venues for such expression. City managers, County Commissioners or Administrators at any level, are under no obligation to provide space or logistical support for such displays nor, should they allow themselves to be bribed or intimidated into making a show of accommodation.

While on the subject of religious displays, is there anyone reading this who is not aware of the rapidly growing encroachment of the highly-organized effort by Muslims in America who refer to their belief system as, ‘the religion of peace’?

While many Muslims appear to be peaceful citizens preferring to dress according to their own fashion as they go about their normal family pursuits, they are not actually committed, independent citizens of the United States. Nor, despite any and all protestations to the contrary, do they recognize The Constitution as the law of the land in which they reside. As Muslims, their ultimate loyalty is to Islam. They are bound and beholden to Islam Shariah, which is a complex, totally-controlled way of life that is dominated by Imams who are in turn, totally-committed to world domination by Islam.

Therefore, I believe it is prudent to issue a loud and clear warning of the dangers involved in any accommodation of this creeping cancer to our way of life, our liberty and our individual freedoms. Islam is a demonic ‘way of life’ that employs stealth as its preferred means of becoming the dominant force over all the peoples of the world but, that has no compunctions or hesitancy about using violence as the next logical tactic to gain its ends.

Be warned, accommodation to Muslim ‘religious’ practices or Islam Shariah to any degree whatsoever, regardless of how slight or seemingly insignificant, cannot be tolerated. It’s like being a little bit pregnant. There ain’t no such thing.

The answer to the perennial question, “What can I do?” is simple: Become educated about Islam Shariah. Read a book titled: “Shariah, the threat to America”. Go to the website: “Shariahthethreat.com” Learn first-hand what we are up against.

Remember, Folks – WE ARE AMERICANS!

Ours is a big country but, there is no room for Shariah. WE STAY! THEY GO!

MORT KUFF © 2011


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Saturday, December 10, 2011

Crockett's Famous Gun Classes Ad

Crockett Keller's Famous Gun Classes Radio Ad



Crockett Keller explains his gun ad on the Michael Berry Show. Crockett Keller is an American hero standing up to the insane political correctness lowlifes.




Anyone saying that this Racist Regime should be re-elected is a Moron and doesn't know the Constitution they claim to love.



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Friday, December 9, 2011

World's Shortest Books

A List of The World's Shortest Books!

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
______________________________________

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton

_____________________________


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE
By Michelle Obama
Foreword by Rev. Wright and Calypso Louis Farrakhan
_________________

Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
_________________

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
____________________________________

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
_____________________________________
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
____________________________________

HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
__________________________________
TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

_______________________________________
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
and foreword by
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
____________________________________________________
HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
___________________________________________________
AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
________________________________________________________
And the shortest book of them all......................
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama



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Tuesday, December 6, 2011

MORT’s Meanderings.

OBAMA: a really likeable guy



While the major polls indicate most Americans feel that
Obama’s policies are not working- and feel that they are
all wrong for America – there is apparently, widespread
agreement among his supporters that, Obama is a likeable
guy. Who am I to argue?

Let’s see now, Obama is . . . . .

CORRUPT but, likeable
Likeable but, PRO-ISLAM
DECEITFUL but, likeable
Likeable but, a UNION THUG
INEPT but, likeable
Likeable but, a TYRANT
ANTI-SEMITIC but, likeable
Likeable but, ANTI-CONSTITUTION
NARCISSISTIC but, likeable
Likeable but, a MARXIST
ANTI-MILITARY but, likeable
Likeable but, a SOCIALIST
MUSLIM IDEOLOGUE but, likeable
Likeable but, ARROGANT
UNINVOLVED but, likeable
Likeable but, INEXPERIENCED
UNQUALIFIED but, likeable
Likeable but, a HYPOCRITE
FISCALLY IGNORANT but, likeable
Likeable but, a COMPULSIVE LIAR
TWO-FACED but, likeable
Likeable but, ANTI-BUSINESS
BASICALLY DISHONEST but, likeable
Likeable but, a TAX & SPENDER
ANTI-ISRAEL but, likeable
Likeable but, ANTI-CHRISTIAN
VINDICTIVE but, likeable
Likeable but, ILL-TEMPERED
RUDE & CRUDE but, likeable
Likeable but, a STATIST
RACIST but, likeable
Likeable but, UNDOCUMENTED
SWISHY but, likeable
Likeable but, HATES AMERICA.

You get the idea - -
he’s likeable.

MORT KUFF© 2011



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Monday, December 5, 2011

About the Presidents from an Insider

You may have read some of these excerpts from the book IN THE PRESIDENT’S SECRET SERVICE - a candid account of the last many presidents and their wives – and NO surprises really.

No big surprises, except for the Carters.....I had always thought they practiced what they preached. Just goes to show, you never know. But I do believe the Secret Service knows the real details about all of the presidents and families.

White House Guests

Here are snippets from a book of "Impressions & Observations" of
Secret Service personnel assigned to guard U.S. Presidents/First
Ladies, and Vice Presidents.

JOHN & JACQUELINE KENNEDY : *A philanderer of the highest order.*

*She ordered the kitchen help to save all the left-over wine during
State dinner, which mixed with fresh wine and served again during the
next White House occasion.*

*LYNDON & LADYBIRD JOHNSON *Another philanderer of the highest order.
In addition, LBJ was as crude as the day is long.*

*Both JFK and LBJ kept a lot of women in the White House for
extramarital affairs, and both had set up "early warning systems" to
alert them if/when their wives were nearby. Both Kennedy & Johnson
were promiscuous and oversexed men. *

*She was either naive or just pretended to "not know" about her
husband's many liaisons. *

*RICHARD & PAT NIXON ** *

*A "moral" man but very odd and weird, paranoid, etc. He had horrible
relationship with his family, and in a way, was almost a recluse.*

*She was quiet most of the time.*

*SPIRO AGNEW:** Nice, decent man, everyone in the Secret Service was
surprised about his downfall. *

*GERALD & BETTY FORD: ** *

*A true gentlemen who treated the Secret Service with respect and
dignity. He had a great sense of humor. *

*She drank a lot!*

*JIMMY & ROSALYN CARTER: ** *

*A complete phony who would portray one picture of himself to public
and very different in private, eg., would be shown carrying his own
luggage, but the suit cases were always empty; he kept empty ones just
for photo op's. Wanted the people to see him as pious and a
non-drinker, but he and his family drank alcohol a lot. He had disdain
for the Secret Service, and was very irresponsible with the "football"
nuclear codes. He didn't think it was a big deal and would keep
military aides at a great distance. Often does not acknowledge the
presence of Secret Service personnel assigned to serve him.*

*She mostly did her own thing.*

*RONALD & NANCY REAGAN: ** *

*The real deal --- moral, honest, respectful, and dignified. They
treated Secret Service and everyone else with respect and honor.
Thanked everyone all the time. He took the time to know everyone on a
personal level. *

*One "favorite" story which has circulated among the Secret Service
personnel was an incident early in his Presidency, when he came out of
his room with a pistol tucked on his hip. The agent in charge asked:
"Why the pistol, Mr. President?" He replied, "In case you boys can't
get the job done, I can help." It was common for him to carry a
pistol. When he met with Gorbachev, he had a pistol in his briefcase.
Upon learning that Gary Hart was caught with Donna Rice, Reagan said,
"Boys will be boys, but boys will not be Presidents." [He obviously
either did not know or forgot JFK's and LBJ's sexcapades!]*

*She was very nice but very protective of the President; and the
Secret Service was often caught in the middle. She tried hard to
control what the President ate, and he would say to the agent "Come
on, you gotta help me out."

The Reagans drank wine during State dinners and special occasions
only; otherwise, they shunned alcohol; the Secret Service could count
on one hand the times they were served wine during their "family
dinner". For all the fake bluster of the Carters, the Reagans were the
ones who lived life as genuinely moral people.*

*GEORGE H. & BARBARA BUSH: *Extremely kind and considerate Always
respectful. Took great care in making sure the agents' comforts were
taken care of. They even brought them meals, etc.

*One time Barbara Bush brought warm clothes to agents standing outside
at Kennebunkport ; one agent who was given a warm hat, and when he
tried to nicely say "no thanks" even though he was obviously freezing,
President Bush said "Son, don't argue with the First Lady, put the hat
on.." He was the most prompt of the Presidents. He ran the White House
like a well-oiled machine.*

She ruled the house and spoke her mind.*

BILL & HILLARY CLINTON: **Presidency was one giant party. Not
trustworthy --- he was nice because he wanted everyone to like him,
but to him life is just one big game and party. Everyone knows of his
sexuality.*

She is another phony. Her personality would change the instant cameras
were near. She hated with open disdain the military and Secret
Service
. She was another one who felt people are there to serve her.
She was always trying to keep tabs on Bill Clinton.*

ALBERT GORE: An egotistical ass, who was once overheard by his Secret
Service detail lecturing his only son that he needed to do better in
school or he "would end up like these guys" --- pointing to the
agents.*

GEORGE W. & LAURA BUSH: The Secret Service loved him and Laura Bush.

He was also the most physically "in shape" who had a very strict
workout regimen. The Bushes made sure their entire administrative and
household staff understood to respect and be considerate of the Secret
Service. KARL ROVE was the one who was the most caring of the Secret
Service in the administration.*

*She was one of the nicest First Ladies, if not the nicest; she never
had any harsh word to say about anyone.*

BARACK & MICHELLE OBAMA: " Clinton all over again" - hates the
military and looks down on the Secret Service. He is egotistical and
cunning; looks you in the eye and appears to agree with you, but turns
around and does the opposite---untrustworthy. He has temper tantrums.*

She is a complete bitch, who hates anybody who is not black. Michelle Obama hates the military; and looks at the Secret Service as servants.*


"In The President's Secret Service" Behind The Scenes With
Agents........ By Robert Kessler

Hat Tip to George

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Saturday, December 3, 2011

Hypocrisy of Occupy Wall Street Thugs

Dear MoveOn.org people,

Thanks for the notice below about making banks pay for the economic downturn. But before I join you, I have to do a few chores.

1. I will make my mortgage payment to the bank. I've done that faithfully over the years without ever missing a payment. Without their help financially, I could never have afforded my home.

2. I have to make a savings deposit with my bank. I've accumulated quite an amount over the years and feel that it is in safe hands.

3. I will have my bank set up a money market account for me with them holding the money safely and having it handy when I need it.

4. I have to wire some funds from my bank account to my kid in college who is in need of a few hundred bucks. They will do this efficiently and safely.

5. I have to go to my bank's safe deposit box to store some valuable jewelry. It's safe and secure in the bank.

6. I have to take out a CD for my daughter from my bank to give to her when she is graduated from college in two years. The money will be safe and accumulating interest over this time.

7. I have to pick up a replacement credit card at my bank. I lost mine yesterday. They will cover all fraudulent charges made since I lost it.

8. We're looking into applying for a lower rate mortgage from our bank. Rates are extremely attractive now.

So, when I'm finished with all of these transactions with my bank, I will step outside and picket with you guys in order to put my bank out of business. You're right, I have to teach them a lesson!

Hat Tip to George!
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Friday, December 2, 2011

MORT’s Meanderings

If dreams come true.



There are good dreams, bad dreams, day-dreams, being lost in ‘reveries’ and plain ‘ol wishful thinking. We all engage to a lesser or greater degree in some form of thisethereal activity during the course of contending with our daily doings.

We learn a lot about our fellow man from knowing the kinds of daydreams and wishful thinking that occupies his consciousness. Presumably, the hate-filled Muslim lunatic who shouted, “One day we’ll kill all the Jews” at the recent rally in Cairo, was expressing his heart-felt wish that the dream at the very core of his soul would someday, come true.

It is my assessment that this fellow is for sure, beyond all hope of conversion to a state of mind that resembles lucidity. It ain’t gonna happen. He is indeed, beyond the pale. But unfortunately for the world, he is but one of millions upon millions of like-minded followers of Islam, possessed by an irrational hatred of Jews. As my Grandpa used to say, “It don’t not make no sense.” But, there it is; this inexplicable hatred is deeply imbedded in the DNA of radical ideologues in practically every corner of the globe - Antarctica excepted. And, I’m not really certain about that cool continent.

Regardless of the logic or illogic that drives such venomous anti-Jewish-anti-Israel sentiments as those held by ’Mr. Hate-filled Muslim Lunatic’, I am quite confident that his ugly dream will never come true. There is no question that he and his ilk will make the sane world extremely uncomfortable for a while, as a result of the bloodthirsty tactics that are their terror-techniques of choice, And, it will take an extreme, concerted effort on the part of free men and women of principle and courage worldwide, to stop, beat back and ultimately defeat Islam’s plan to dominate.

It sounds whacked-out loco but, there can be no doubt that is their dream. They mean to bring it about through bloody, obscene acts of violence and by instituting Shariah law in every geographic area of the world. Shariah is the ultimate lunatic dream, presently masquerading as a religion of peace. It is currently on a roll and gaining accommodation among the clueless, the simple-minded and the cowardly in many of the weaker nations of Europe, Africa and Asia. It is not peaceful; it is actually nothing like it is portrayed by the propagandists at CAIR. It is in fact, the ultimate deceit that has ever been perpetrated on mankind.

My dream is that when Mr. Hate-filled Muslim Lunatic and his Muslim Brotherhood brothers attempt to kill all the Jews, they will see a brilliant flash of light, hear an ear-splitting noise and then, realize that at least one part of their dream came true. They will at long last, be facing those much ballyhooed 72 virgins. They’ll realize that they woke up, dead. It will be at that moment that my dream comes true.

Conservative Commentary by MORT KUFF © 2011


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Thursday, December 1, 2011

Since Obama Took Over

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to
hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is
for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars,
so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies,
"Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local
call."





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